

Ode to the Starving ArtistSo, I pick the best of times to graduate into the real world the cruel world and Im reminded of this on a semi-daily basis. My dentist cracks the joke about the actor looking for a job: the actor is asked what he does for a living, he says actor, and he is instantly grouped with the unemployed.Ode to the Starving Artist
I will have that paper in my hands shortly, so why will I still be working a minimum wage job for tips? I happen to be creative as well as unconventional. But I dont deserve this, I protest. I act, I write. But youre not depressed


The PieNARRATOR: April 15, 1912. The pie sat on the rail of the starboard side of the immensely unsinkable Titanic. The pie, only 1/8 of it not eaten yet, was lonely as it waited, for someone, anyone, to come along. It being 1/8 uneaten, it was the 7/8 of an eaten pie.The Pie
THE PIE: (singing) I was baked hardly a day ago. I am apple, strawberry-rhubarb, pumpkin, custard, pumpkin custard, sweet potato, coconut cream, key lime, smores, lemon meringue, cherry, marionberry, blueberry, pecan, chocolate cream, chocolate silk, shepherds, mincemeat, banana cream, raspberry swirl cheesecake.